Get Delusional AF With Me For 30 Days And See How Sweet This Shit Gets.

Stop "trying" to manifest, and manifest.

(in my best Morpheus from The Matrix)

The Divinely Delusional 30 (DD30 for short)

It's simple:  30 straight days of dropping the bullshit and showing up as HER—you, but with the money. The business. The body. The health. The relationships. And whatever the hell else you want.

I give you the tools. A personalized natal/human design chart reading. The framework. The unhinged—slightly ratchet—cheerleader energy.

... And a group chat full of women doing the same damn thing.


If you're TIRED of the stale, beige, vanilla-ass manifesting methods everybody else is pushing, I got sum for you...
Creating your dream life is like baking a cake... Or bread, if you're not a sweets person.
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I'm Brandi, and I'm a Capricorn Sun, 6/2 Sacral Generator.

"My good sis... What the hell does ANY of that mean?"

In plain English, it means I'm a serial entrepreneur with amazing gut instincts, but the GUS (God/Universe/Source) decided that the first 30 years of my life needed to be a hot ass mess of life lessons, so that I'd actually be wise enough to teach you all this shit.

(I'm also charming as fuck, have top-tier leadership skills, and use too many curse words)

I'm not gonna yap here (you're not here for me, you're here for YOU), I'm a Black woman in her 30s who has  FINALLY figured out who I am, what I'm here to do, how I'm meant to do it, and am making it happen.

And I wanna help you do the same thing.

When I'm not out here changing lives, I'm a mom to two AMAZING autistic kids who keep me smiling and sleep-deprived, and love to travel, sing, play piano, and garden. I've also published three (soon to be FOUR) romance novels under a pen name.

And no, I won't say what my pen name is... That's the point of the pen name.


GOOD NEWS...

Ain't no wrong way to do this.

Maybe you start with your chart, so you can finally understand who the hell you are....

Or you could start with a blueprint to see how your chart impacts your pockets, or that last 10 pounds you can't lose, or that business idea you've been sitting on for fifty-leven years....

Maybe you need thirty days of saying "fuck it, let's get delusional" and going balls to the wall on your ideal self while we all clap for you in the group chat...

Or maybe you need me in your ear and in your inbox personally kicking you in the ass (with love. I promise).

All four doors lead to the YOU you've been trying to manifest.

Y'all ready?

HD and Natal Chart Readings


"... but Brandi, wtf is a HD/Natal chart?"

That ain't important.
To make a complex thing simple, your reading will tell you:

  • WHO you are
  • WHAT you're meant to do
  • HOW you're supposed to do it
  • WHY you haven't done it yet
And all you need is your birthday.
If you ever wish life came with a damn instruction manual... Here it is.
This is where you find out who you're here to be, sis.

READ MY CHART NEOW!

Domain Blueprints

(aka, how we put your chart to use in real life)

  • Want to start a business? Here's what and how you're built to sell, serve, and scale.

  • Stuck on yo-yo diets and hating exercise? This is how you're wired to nourish and move your body.

  • Struggling to connect with your children? You're meant to connect and communicate with theirs in a unique way... Here's how. 

  • Going through a divorce, a career pivot, or a full-on 'who even AM I' moment? Here's exactly why you're in it and your fastest way through. 

No basic-ass "YoU'rE a cApRiCoRn, sO yOu LiKe MoNeY"

Your REAL life, the way you were always meant to live it.


AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 2026

DD30: Divinely Delusional 30

Thirty days of actually living what you've been trying to manifest.

We turn the life on your vision board into a daily practice — with daily training, activities, and a personalized Human Design and natal chart reading included.

And a group of badass women doing it with you.

Launches every full moon.

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1:1 Coaching

Direct access to me as I help you tear down the old story and help you embody who you're meant to be.

  • Weekly coaching sessions with me and my team.
  • Deep dives into your charts.
  • Specialized exercises, routines, rituals, and more, tailored to your design.
  • All 12 domain blueprints ($997 value)

 The Soul-First framework, applied to your life, with me as your  support system.

Apply when you're ready to stop circling.
APPLY for 1:1 coaching

YOUR NEXT STEP

You already know.

You felt it before you scrolled this far. The version of you that's waiting — she's not asking for permission anymore.
Drop your email and I'll send you a free Soul-First Starter Guide and Workbook to help you decide where to begin.